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The Crapshooter © 2001
by Larry Edell
Lagniappe Craps
My
wife Andrea and I were having brunch in one of those wonderful garden
restaurants in the French Quarter of New Orleans. We were with our friends Al and
Teri, and had played craps with them last
night in one of the floating casinos in Lake
Pontchartrain, just North of here. Al and Teri live in Kenner, near the Lake, and,
besides craps, they are also interested in a really weird kind of
plant called an
epiphyllum, or “Epi.”
“An epi,” Terri was saying as the
waiter brought our crawfish etouffee, “is a kind of
a jungle cactus, and is very easy to propagate. It can slither up trees, feel at home in
a hanging pot, or make a beautiful indoor house plant
as well.”
“And the flowers are gorgeous!” my wife
Andrea remarked, smiling, “You have
such wonderful flowers!”
Al stopped eating and licked his lips.
“No one makes crawfish like New Orleans
restaurants! Yes, we like the flowers too, but we really like the epi plant itself better.
The flower is just a lagniappe!”
He pronounced it LAN-YAP. I am very
articulate when I’m eating so I said “Huh?”
Terri looked up at the wisteria vines
above our table. “A lagniappe is what we call
something extra, a bonus, like those sweet smelling flowers overhead, or a baby’s
smile, or seeing a deer when you walk in the woods. Everyone likes
a lagniappe, it’s
like getting something extra, something you weren’t expecting but received anyway.”
I always thought Terri should have been
a writer, so still eating, I said, “Oh.”
Now my lovely wife piped up. “Kind of
like craps, huh.”
I said, “Oh?”
“Yes, remember last night when we were
playing and Alan made a $10 pass line
bet and the point was six? He wanted to place double odds behind, or $20, and he
would have won $34 ($24 plus $10), but the dealer said he could place $25
odds
and win $40 ($30 plus $10)? Then you said to ask the friendly dealer if he could
add $30 odds instead and the dealer said OK? So when the six hit, Alan won $45
($35 plus $10) instead of
the original $34 - $11 extra?”
“Yes, it’s called pushing the house,” I
said.
“Nope,” Terri said smiling, “Lagniappe
craps,”and it rhymed the way she said it,
lan-YAP-craps.
“Yes!” Alan was excited! “Lagniappe
craps! Since the riverboats only offer 2X
odds, we can ask if we can play lagniappe craps, and get something extra! So, if the
point was 5 or 9 and I had $10 on the pass line, normally I could
only add $20
odds. At 3:2 odds I would get back $30 plus $10 for a total of $40. But if I asked
the dealer if I could play lagniappe craps by adding $30 odds instead of $20 I would
get back
$45 plus $10 or $55! That extra $15 is my lagniappe!”
I took another bite of the etouffee.
“You’re right this crawfish tastes great! And
Lagniappe craps sounds great! Let’s see, on a four or ten point with a $10 passline
bet you can normally add $20 odds but if the dealer OK’s $30
we’ll win a total of
$70 instead of $50, that’s $20 more! It’s always nice to get something extra - a
Lagniappe!”
The waiter came back to take some of
our dishes away and just then, a large bright,
green beetle fell down on our table from the wisteria branches above us.
Andrea gasped!
“Oh, don’t worry, ” the waiter said,
“That’s just a lagniappe!”
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